You’re a croc of shot…an expression reminiscent of my youth. According to this BBC report, a man in Australia was first ravaged by a crocodile then shot by his saviour. I don’t know if any other newspapers captured the same corny headline, but sometimes I need to live out my journalistic instinct vicariously in this blog. Apparently, the man is in stable condition recovering from both wounds. I have a feeling the “thank you for saving me” will be an interesting moment when the victim and saviour-cum-assailant meet again.
Reporting from Paris, this is your roving correspondent, Minter “Crocker” Dial